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I'm Kate. I'm eighteen. I'm majoring in writing, or some shit.

shit poem is shit

Sun Oct 18, 2009, 7:20 PM
"i bet you're beauti
ful when you cry; that makes me
want to kill myself."

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Good fucking Christ. That is SO IMMEASURABLY DEEP that I think I just shat out my lower intestine.

Seriously, how does this make it onto the front page?
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  • Interests: Larry David look-a-likes, violent movies, metrosexual emo boys, erotic fiction
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  • Favourite artist: Hugh Hefner
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  • Personal Quote: "Way to go buddy, it took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS."
  • Tools of the Trade: Pens, draftline mechanicals, graphite pencil, prismacolor, photoshop, penis

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